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Friday, August 13, 2021

Star Wars Titles are Mixed Up


Credit to @fake.disney.facts on TikTok

In episode 1, we meet Anakin Skywalker and he is lifted out of slavery
The Rise of Skywalker 

In episode 2, Anakin falls from grace by acting on his rage.  He gets his revenge by killing the Sandpeople who had killed his mother.
Revenge of the Sith

In episode 3, the clones attack and destroy the Jedi
Attack of the Clones

In episode 4, after the Jedi are destroyed, Obi-wan starts a new acolyte, Luke
Return of the Jedi 

In episode 5, Yoda teaches Luke how to use the Force
The Force Awakens

In episode 6, Yoda and Anakin die, making Luke...
The Last Jedi

In episode 7, after seeming to have been destroyed, 30 years later...
The Empire Strikes Back

In episode 8,  with the entire New Galactic Republic destroyed, the Resistsance and Rey emerge as...
A New Hope

In episode 9, Palpatine returns from the dead as a final threat to the Galaxy
The Phantom Menace