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Monday, November 19, 2012

Star Wars - In Seven Haikus

Star Wars (1977):
Was Luke the new hope?
Or was it Princess Leia?
I think it was Han.
 
The Empire Strikes Back (1980):

Wars not make one great.
I’ve got to hand it to you.
You’re not my father!
 
Return of the Jedi (1983):
What Ben said was true,
from a certain point of view.
Death Star Two blew up.
 
The Phantom Menace (1999):
Vader as a child?
Jar Jar? Metachlorians?
My childhood was raped.
 
Attack of the Clones (2002):
Oh! Stormtroopers cloned!
Anakin was as whiny
as his son Luke was.
 
Revenge of the Sith (2005):
Burned by Obi-wan!
Would he feel better in a
refrigerator?
 
Let’s sum up:
A Long Time Ago...
“May the Force be with you,” and
“I love you.”  “I know.”

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