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Saturday, November 28, 2015

Joker as Batman's Dad?

Here's a bit of fan-fic that I came up with...

What if the Joker is actually Batman's dad.   

A young Bruce Wayne is walking home from The Mask of Zorro with his parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne.  They take a shortcut through what would later be called Crime Alley are shot and left for dead.  All for Thomas' wallet and a string of pearls.

A traumatized Bruce safely waits in police custody to be picked up by his butler, Alfred.  Thomas and Martha are whisked away to a private hospital owned by the Waynes.  Martha dies en-route.  However, Thomas survives but remains comatose.  For fear of follow-up and possible kidnapping of Bruce, his security team acts on Thomas' established instructions of keeping him in hiding during his recuperation.  But he remains in the coma for years. Bruce grows up an orphan, raised as best as he can by his only family left, Alfred Pennyworth.

Meanwhile, Thomas' condition remains unchanged.  He becomes pale from lack of sun, and his hair turned green due to dysfunction in his kidneys due to the gunshot.  When he finally awakens, gaunt and thin, he learns of his wife's death and that his son Bruce grew up without parents and has left to travel the world without an explanation to anyone...even Alfred.  This heaping loss, as well as residual brain damage from the accident along with years of solitude drives him mad.  He sees the whole thing as one cruel joke.  And his suffering is the macabre punchline.  He sees laughter as the only distraction from feeling the unfathomable loss that is the hole in his life that his family once held.


He becomes obsessed with wanting to share the joke with the world.  He is desperate for anyone to connect with.   When Batman emerges in Gotham, the Joker feels a bond immediately.  He doesn't realize on the surface that the Bats is his son...but in Batman, he sees Martha's eyes.  Deep down on some unconscious level, the Joker recognizes him as his own flesh and blood.  He sees a kindred spirit who, clearly is looking for something to fill his emptiness, too.  

So, he begins his endless quest to help the Batman.  To make his son finally cheer up and laugh.  At any cost.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Who Are You? (A Video Love Letter to Star Wars)

As were many of you, I was moved by all of the teasers and trailers for Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens.  The music, imagery and script of the Full Theatrical Trailer got me thinking about the entire history of the Star Wars films from before 1977 and into the future.

I was inspired to try to figure out the best way I could think to express this.  I hope you enjoy watching this video as much as I did preparing it...



See you in December.

The Force Will Be With You, Always.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Hand crafted - Millennium Falcon


While my son and his fellow cub scouts learned how to wittle by slowly carving sticks into slightly smaller sticks with less bark, I thought it'd be neat to try it myself.

I figured I'd start with something basically flat.   With that in mind, the choice was pretty obvious.

What do you think?








Monday, November 2, 2015

UNSUBSTANTIATED THEORY: Sith Emperor to be resurrected in Sequel Trilogy

OK...just hear me out.  (And this article is CHOCK FULL OF SPOILERS...so, yeah...you've been warned.)
 


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Poetic Interpretation of Second Trailer (from Celebration Anaheim) for Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens

While we patiently await the next trailer, here is my interpretation of the second trailer, which first aired at Star Wars Celebration Anaheim (April 2015):

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In the vast wasteland, a spark of the living Force remains...grows.

Memories of the past linger; cherished legends.
Scars and sacrifice can not...must not be forgotten. 

A legacy balancing evil and hope.
The journey of a hero; an ember of light in the darkness. 
The family ties that bind us all together.
Generations connected like links in an endless chain. 

Exhilaration.
Rage.
Perseverance.
Control.
Order.
Innocence.
Intimidation.
Defiance.
Regret.
Technology.
Intensity.
Inquisitiveness.
Awe.
Disbelief.
Companionship.
Acceptance.
Return.
Strength.
Guile.
Darkness.
Light.

Home.
We're home.
Chewie...we're home.

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Here is the trailer...

Here it is with the fan reaction at Anaheim:

And here is the fan reaction from around the web...



Tuesday, September 1, 2015

I'm Just A Nerd (with profound apologies to No Doubt)

Take this dumb team cap off my head
I'm exposed and like the walking dead.
Don't you think I know that we aren't all the same.
This world is forcing me to watch the game.

'Cause I'm just a nerd, a little 'ol me
Well don't let me have my own thought
Oh I'm just a nerd, all wimpy and free
So don't let me choose what I bought

Oh...I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things that they fear

'Cause I'm just a nerd, and I'm glad to be me
'but they won't let me drive in starflight
Oh I'm just a nerd, guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes
Oh I'm just a nerd, take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype

Oh...I've had it up to here!

Oh...am I making myself clear?

I'm just a nerd 
I'm just a nerd in the world...
That's all that I want to be!

I'm just a nerd, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb makes me worry some 
I'm just a nerd, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to is making me numb

Oh I'm just a nerd, no apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh I'm just a nerd, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to here!


image from www.jameshance.com

Sunday, August 30, 2015

99 programming bugs on the wall

99 programming bugs in the code.
99 programming bugs.
Correct a bug.
Compile again.
117 programming bugs in the code.

Crap.