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Sunday, March 24, 2024

And in a darker timeline...

Anakin lifts Obi-wan and hurls him into the lava. His mentor disappears in an instant, leaving no trace that he ever existed.
At full strength, Vader returns to the ship pad and discovers a dying Padme lying in a heap. He reaches out with the Force and feels his bride dying..but is shocked even more when he feels not one, but two sparks of life growing within her. Twins! He realizes that in his blind rage, he had nearly killed them all.

Palpatine is ready to set his ultimate trap.  

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Star Wars and the Redemption of Anakin Skywalker

Whoever made this meme does not understand Star Wars. The whole point is that EVEN someone as evil as Darth Vader has good in them, even if they've forgotten and that all of us deserve a chance to reject the Dark Side. 

Does saving Luke make up for all of his selfish, evil deeds? Nope. But did Anakin Skywalker return and reject the Dark Side. Yup.

Star Wars does not teach us that WE should forgive Darth Vader.  

Star Wars teaches us that we should forgive ourselves.

It teaches us to not let the mistakes from our past prevent us from doing the right thing now, in this moment. Star Wars teaches us that even after we choose the Dark Path, it is up to us to decide for ourselves if forever it will dominate our destiny.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

"Do...or do not. There is no Try" - Yoda WASN'T dealing in absolutes like a Sith


There has been much made of  Yoda's line from Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, "Do or Do Not.  There is no Try" that points out the hypocrisy of such a statement of an "absolute" when in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Obi-wan exclaims quite clearly that only the Sith deal in absolutes.

Well, I think the famous line really isn't about absolutes.  I think it's about intent and expectations. 

The character, Yoda, is saying that he believes that you shouldn't start a task, unless you expect that you will succeed...or, in other words, you don't plan on giving up.  You must trust in The Force that the correct outcome will be successful.

I think that's why it is important to see the difference between "trying" and "doing".  It's the difference between the Means and the Goal.  The difference between the "HOW you do it" and the "WHAT you have accomplished once you are done".  Lifting the ship from the swamp, by whatever means, is the HOW you do it.  Having the ship on dry land is WHAT you have done.  

Even if an attempt fails, then you still continue trying.  The actions chosen for each subsequent attempt will be different than the earlier attempts, because they will be made with the knowledge of what didn't work the last time.  And you keep trying until you have reached your goal.  Until you are done.

One final side note, though...if try and try and discover that something really is impossible, then George Lucas...through Yoda has thoughts on that, too.  That is when you need to let go of your attachments and move on to something else.  



Saturday, March 12, 2022

25 Reasons I Got Goosebumps from the Kenobi Teaser

Here are some of things that gave me goosebumps from that one minute 48 second teaser...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnlOhdFZSXw
• The familiar imagery of the sandy/rocky terrain of Tatooine's desolate Jundland wastes with the violins and harp notes of Obi-wan's Force Theme from 1977's Star Wars
• The weird Tatooine camel thing from 1999's The Phantom Menace
• Returning to Mos Eisley...a wretched hive of scum and villainy
• Ewan McGregor's voice as Obi-wan Kenobi lamenting his utter defeat.
• The callback music cue to the heartbreaking scene from 2005's Revenge of the Sith, in which Obi-wan cries out, "You were my brother, Anakin.   I loved you." followed by Obi-wan watching our fallen hero bursting into flames, but now we see Obi-wan watching over young Luke because he refused to give up
• The site of the Lars Homestead, our home..the normal world, the beginning of our heroic journey in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
• Obi-wan using the same space macrobinoculars that he used in The Clone Wars
• Seeing young Luke instinctively mimicking his father's pod racing moves...his mind excitedly filled with adventure and excitement...his mind far from where he was...what he was doing.
• Callback music to The Duel of the Fates from Phantom Menace as the Lucasfilm logo dissolves into sand and blows away...the sand going everywhere.   I hate sand.
• The stark angular precision of a dark foreboding vessel traveling to a secluded, imposing outpost.
• The voice of a confident,  malevolent hunter, turning his prey's strength, compassion, into a weakness.  An image of a pale focused hunter devoid of life or empathy. 
• A train across the wastes of the Dune Sea.  Our hero, Obi-wan, hidden in plain sight amongst other lost desperate souls.
• The cold, severe inner sanctum of a Dark, Imperial power.
• The dangling limp body of a Jedi.  An image of inevitable failure in the face of overwhelming odds.
• An intense new Inquisitor....face to face with the grizzled, steely glare of a worn-down Owen Lars...just trying desperately to not get involved.
• This new Inquisitor on the hunt in the familiar territory of Coruscant...the former home of the traitorous Jedi Order.  But now, those traitors are relegated to its dark, seedy criminal Underworld.
• A steely Imperial officer narrowing her sights to a distant, desolate desert planet...the furthest from the bright center of the universe.
• Power and grace unleashed in the cover of darkness in an urban wilderness.
• The image of the spinning blade of the Grand Inquisitor an unholy combination of Dark Forces and Mechanical Might.
• Music growing  to crescendo.  Images of the unrelenting hunt.  Good under the foot of evil.  A familiar blaster as a last resort...so uncivilized.
• A burst of colorful birds disbursing over an explosion...goodness and beauty refusing to be destroyed by chaos and madness.
• BETWEEN DARKNESS AND DEFEAT, HOPE SURVIVES.
• The image of Ewan McGregor as aging, steadfast Obi-wan facing whatever comes on the horizon
• The ominous, unforgettable sound of Vader'a unholy, raspy breathing...twisted and evil.  And John Williams' theme for Vader...a portent of an ill fate unfolding.
• And finally, the sight and sound of a lightsaber bursting from behind the Disney logo creating Tinkerbell's arc over the logo.

I didn't care that The Grand Inquisitor had puffy cheeks and normal shaped forehead. His four seconds of the trailer were perfectly ominous and imposing, in my opinion.  

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie - The Reunion that Wasn't (A Rosie's Revision Essay)


We all are well aware of one of the biggest missed opportunities was to have an on-screen reunion of "The Big Three".  Well, here is an alternative that would have reunited Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie while passing the torch (well, the lightsaber) to the next generation.

Imagine TFA in which the Starkiller attack happened AFTER Leia rescued Han, Chewie, Finn and BB-8.  

The First Order realize that The Map to Skywalker is in New Republic hands, so they ready the weapon.

Rey had just been taken by the First Order.  Finn begs them to go after Rey, but Leia says it will have to wait until the find Luke.  Leia, Han, Chewie, Finn with BB-8 and Threepio warp to Luke's hidden location.  They reunite with Luke, but he tells them he still can not help them.  He has been and must continue to mediate on The Force.  He tells them The Force guided him to this place to keep him safe until he was needed.  They tell him he is needed now.  He tells them they must trust in The Force.  

At this point, Luke notices Finn.  He says that he feels something in him...a great destiny awaits.  Finn offers Luke his lightsaber.  Luke smiles and says, "I no longer need that.  That is yours to carry...you must let The Force tell you where it's Destiny lies. I can sense you are connected to another who is in great danger.  Go to her.  I have foreseen that you will save each other."

Then Luke says his farewells to Han, Chewie and Leia..  "I will be here when I am needed."

Luke looks at his sister and his best friend.  "Our road has always been difficult, and the path ahead is no different.  The road ahead will be filled with Light and Dark, but never lose faith in The Force.  It is up to us to choose how we react to whatever our destiny becomes.  Remember, The Force controls our actions, but it also follow our commands.  I can see The Force flowing through us and keeping us connected.  Nothing can change that."

The group departs.  While in hyperspace, Starkiller Base attacks and Leia and company return to one of the only remaining hidden bases and they regroup for the counterattack and rescue.

The movie ends the same with the advanced team sneaking in to lower the shield and to rescue Rey, Han getting killed, Finn incapacitated with Chewie at his side.  But Rey and Leia both return to Luke feeling hopeless and desperate.  Luke sees them, and says, "I wish there had been another way, but this is the path The Force has laid out for us. It is time to begin."  And that is the end of the movie.
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Side note.  In my version, Leia begins the movie as Supreme Chancellor, there is no Resistance at first, and Han (still happily married) had stepped down as General to lead the Top Secret Elite Operatives who had been searching the Galaxy for Luke.  His top field operative had been Poe Dameron, the best damn pilot in the Galaxy (Although Han still says he is the best.)

So, after the Starkiller attack wipes out the New Republic and their Fleets, the remnants becomes the Resistance and Leia becomes a General to rally the remaining Free People of the Galaxy.
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Image credit: Daekasu
https://www.deviantart.com/daekazu/art/Star-Wars-Past-and-Present-588964943

Sunday, January 9, 2022

What if "Resistance" had gotten four seasons to flesh out the story of The Collosus? (A Rosie's Revision Mini-Essay)

SPOILER ALERT! Don't even bother reading unless you've finished this charming, but short-lived show.

Having finally finished watching "Resistance" on Disney+, I have to say that the show had beautiful visuals, energetic action, engaging, charming characters and entertaining stories, but I was a left a bit underwhelmed.  Don"t get me wrong.  It was perfectly fine, and I did not feel it was a waste of time to watch this enjoyable show. But I got the sense that they had a much longer story in mind, just like "Rebels", which had 4 seasons.  I think they took seasons 2, 3 & 4 and compressed them into 1 final season.

At the end of the 1st season before the Starkiller Base massacre, Leia told Kaz she couldn't help The Collosus and they were on their own. I think they could have leanrd into this a bit more and made this a moment where she told him that a Resistance is built by finding others who would fight for their freedom and inspiring them to action.  She could have said that he isn't just a spy, but he could be the spark to give others the courage to join together to fight oppression.  She could encourage him to make sure others knew they were not alone in their desire for freedom.

I can picture all of Season 2 being Kaz slowly gathering allies on The Collosus to his cause until they all agree to become a Resistance Base.  The ship was called The Collosus, but it never seemed all that big.  It's sparse population could have been explained by it being out of the way on Catalon, but with its new community mission they could pick up fighters and refugees to fill the station with a growing cast of characters, species and ships.  Instead of exiting the pirates, they could have been their own squadrant to add to the battle readiness of the mobile battle station.Tam would begin moving up the ranks justifying herself because of the First Order conditioning.

Aunt Z referenced fleeing to a friend on Takadana.  This seemed like a reference to Maz Kanada.  I think they were planning on looping her in to Resistance. Season 3 could have had the Collosus jumping from place to place looking for more allies to support and be supported by. We could have seen the other side of that mysterious holocall Maz makes to Poe during TLJ. Season 3 could end with Tam being captured and brought back to the Collosus.  Perhaps Dr. Aphra (I'm assuming Mika Grey was an alias) could use a Force Relic to help break Tam's First Order conditioning.

And I think there are underworld connections between Maz and Lando, so they could have built the fouth season fortifying and training the citizens of the Collosus into a roving militia that eventually joins the citizen fleet that Lando and Chewbacca rallies in ROTS at the end of the series.  They could have even had the series end just before Lando's rally call and then do a series finale special that ends with them getting the call with the navigation info on how to get to Exaogol and the need for everyone's help and then the final shot is them jumping to light speed for the Final Battle.

It could have feathered in and out of the entire Sequel Trilogy.  But what do I know?  I'm just a fan.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

What if Qui-Gon had switched roles with Obi-Wan in Episode 1? (A Rosie's Revision Essay)

It has been asked how could Obi-Wan Kenobi, a mere padawan, beat Darth Maul in "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace", but his Master, Qui-Gonn Jin, a skilled lightsaber expert was struck down.  Oh, yeah...SPOILER ALERT.


This got me thinking.  What if the original intent of Episode 1 was to have our Obi-wan as the main protagonist, not a newly invented character, Qui Gonn Jin?

In my head canon, that's exactly how I see it.  Don't get me wrong.   I love Qui Gon and Liam Neeson's portrayal.  This essay is only about what could have been with an alternate minor narrative choice.  With that subtle change, there are MASSIVE repercussions to the major themes throughout the Skywalker saga.

Indulge me.  Let me walk you through what that change does to our favorite Heroes' Journeys in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.

Imagine that Qui Gon never existed.  Imagine that everything in Lucas' version of The Phantom Menace (or, in other words, the real version) done by or that happened to Qui Gon was, instead, done by or happened to happened to Obi-Wan.  And everything that happened with Lucus' Obi-wan was my Obi-wan's 1st Apprentice who I'll call Qui-Gon 

Except at the end.  (Hold tight...we'll get there.)

So, it was Obi-wan who was sent to negotiate at Naboo with his apprentice, Qui Gon.  (Remember that General Grevious calls Obi-wan, "The Negotiator in Ep 3.)  Obi-wan who rescued Padme from the Trade Federation.  Obi-wan who discovered Anakin's Force Potential (while his apprentice fixed the ship).  Obi-wan was at the pod race to see how good of a pilot he was.  Obi-wan who tried (and failed) to convince the Council to train Anakin. 

And it was Obi-wan who returned with Qui-Gon, his apprentice, to Naboo to investigate Darth Maul. But at the climax of the fight, Obi-wan's Apprentice, Qui-Gon rushes ahead and is killed by Maul.  


Obi-wan, the experienced Jedi Knight, slices Maul in two.  The last dying wish from his Qui-Gon is for Obi-wan to keep his faith in the Force...to carry on and take another Apprentice so he can pass on what he has learned in this tragic lesson...so his death wouldn't be in vain.  Obi-wan tells him that he will and he starts Anakin on his journey through the Force.

At the end of Ep 2, when Obi-wan warns Anakin to fight Dooku together, it would have been because Obi-wan had learned first hand the lesson that they are weaker when they are divided.

Now, at the beginning of Ep 3, when Anakin tells Obi-wan that this time they'll fight Dooku together, it is because Anakin learned that lesson also...that they are stronger together.

The tragedy of Darth Vader is that the Emperor did the one thing that he could to made Anakin weaker...he divided Anakin and Obi-wan.  Capitalizing on Anakin's fear, Palpatine fomented his hatred for not being able to end suffering and ultimately destroyed Anakin's greatest strength...his faith in his friends.
So, in Return of the Jedi, we see Anakin returning when he helps Luke...he is stronger when he fights together with Luke, not against him.

In Rise of the Skywalker, we see the culmination of this togetherness when Ray and Ben channel ALL of the Jedi to fight the Darkness together.

It's like poetry.  It rhymes.

But the leitmotif only works if Qui-Gon had been Obi-wan and Obi-wan's Apprentice died.


Friday, August 13, 2021

Star Wars Titles are Mixed Up


Credit to @fake.disney.facts on TikTok

In episode 1, we meet Anakin Skywalker and he is lifted out of slavery
The Rise of Skywalker 

In episode 2, Anakin falls from grace by acting on his rage.  He gets his revenge by killing the Sandpeople who had killed his mother.
Revenge of the Sith

In episode 3, the clones attack and destroy the Jedi
Attack of the Clones

In episode 4, after the Jedi are destroyed, Obi-wan starts a new acolyte, Luke
Return of the Jedi 

In episode 5, Yoda teaches Luke how to use the Force
The Force Awakens

In episode 6, Yoda and Anakin die, making Luke...
The Last Jedi

In episode 7, after seeming to have been destroyed, 30 years later...
The Empire Strikes Back

In episode 8,  with the entire New Galactic Republic destroyed, the Resistsance and Rey emerge as...
A New Hope

In episode 9, Palpatine returns from the dead as a final threat to the Galaxy
The Phantom Menace

Monday, June 14, 2021

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) in Order of Release


Phase 1:
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
3. Iron Man 2 (2010)
4. Thor (2011)
5. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
6. The Avengers (2012)

Phase Two:
7. Iron Man 3 (2013)
8. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
11. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
12. Ant-Man (2015)

Phase Three:
13. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
14. Doctor Strange (2016)
15. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017)
16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
17. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
18. Black Panther (2017)
19. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
20. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
21. Captain Marvel (2019)
22. Avengers: Endgame (2019)
23. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Phase Four:
24. WandaVision (Disney Plus series)
25. Falcon and the Winter Soldier (Disney Plus series)
26. Loki (Disney Plus series)

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

The "Novel" Order of Star Wars (movies only)

There is no right or wrong order to first watch the Star Wars films.  There is no right or wrong order to re-watch the Star Wars films.

With that in mind...I have a few thoughts on my own preferences.  But first...there a few possibilities to consider.

George Lucas thinks of his saga in the chronological order in the story. 1-2-3-4-5-6.  Many of the fans who were kids in the late 90s/early 2000s think of the saga as 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-R1-8-Solo-9.  

Many of the fans who were kids in the 70s and 80s think the proper order to first watch the Star Wars films is in release order.  Some fans stop at Return of the Jedi, but for the rest, their order is 4-5-6-1-2-3-7-R1-8-Solo-9.  

For quite a while, my preferred order of the Lucasian Star Wars movies was Episode 4, then 5, then 1, then 2, then 3 and finally 6.  This would make the "Prequel Trilogy" a flashback in the middle of the "Original  Trilogy", and preserves ROTJ as the climax of the six.  I call this the "Flashback Order".  It is sort of a variation on the "Machete Order", which does the same thing, but skips Episode 1. (Reading about the Machete Order is what got me thinking about what happens to the narrative if you change the viewing order.)

But recently I thought of a new NOVEL way of being introduced to Star Wars.  By "novel", I mean that this viewing order would have the audience to jump back and forth in time throughout the saga, just as would be perfectly normal in a written novel.  So, what I call the “Novel Order” would be as follows:

  • Episode 4 (ANH), then
  • Episode 1 (TPM), then
  • Episode 2 (AOTC), then
  • Rogue One, then
  • Episode 5 (ESB),  then
  • Episode 3 (ROTS), then
  • Episode 6 (ROTJ), then
  • Episode 7 (TFA), then
  • Solo, then
  • Episode 8 (TLJ), and finally 
  • Episode 9 (TROS)
This is what I think is the best order.  This, of course leaves out all of the outstanding additional content in animation, novels, comics and video games.  But we have to stop somewhere.  We're telling a story here.

But WHY is this an optimal order for telling this story?  You have to think about what you learn in each movie and how the narrative would play out.   Written novels jump around this way all the time as a narrative technique.   You begin in the middle of the action to get you interested in the setting of the story and the characters affected.  Then, once you're invested in the story, more mundane details can be leisurely explored to give backstory and context more depth and texture.  All that leads to a final confrontation with many climactic turning points hit along the way.

Each chapter of the story moves the story further along, while creating a richer and deeper saga to experience.  Lucas' use of "rhyming poetry" between the Originals and the Sequels makes this method even more appealing.  I think it would be amazing to experience SW in this order.   

Here's a breakdown of the rationale for why it works, by thinking of what you learn in each Episode:

Episode 4 (A New Hope):
We jump right into the action.  We immediately get the sense of the state of this Galaxy far, far away with the opening shots of the cool looking spaceships...one that is small and plucky being chased (picked on) by one that is massive and imposing.  We meet Vader. Boo!!! We meet Leia...quite the fiery leader! We meet Luke...will this headstrong idealist get caught up in some damn-fool crusade? We meet Obi-wan...hero of The Clone Wars and comrade of Leia's father, Bail Organa. We meet Han...can he escape his past and do the right thing? We learn that Luke's father was a hero killed by Vader. We learn there is a galactic empire that emerged after the Jedi were destroyed.

Episode 1 (The Phantom Menace):
We already know that the Jedi were wiped out by the Dark Side, so, the first thing we see are Jedi in action.  And not just Jedi, but a young Obi-wan and his master.  Obi-wan...the only Jedi to survive the Dark Times, as far as we know.  This Padme sure is a brave leader, despite being so young.  And we meet Anakin Skywalker.  Luke's father!  Cool!  We see him use The Force to help his friends and to escape from slavery.   What a great kid.   I can totally see why he'll grow up to be a great hero, just like Obi-wan said.  Anakin being separated from his mother sure was a touching moment.  I sure hope he learns to cope with that loss.  We get to see Jedi being Jedi...just keeping the peace throughout the Old Republic.  That reminds me...I wonder what Old Ben could have been talking about when he talked about Darth Vader wiping out all the Jedi.  I wonder if Darth Vader is connected to this Darth Maul and Darth Sidious. That'll be a tragedy!  And that Yoda guy is pretty cool.  I wonder who that guy in the dark robe pulling all the strings is.  Wonder why that red faced guy is so upset.   He was pretty awesome. Maybe Vader will take the place as Darth Sidious' apprentice in the next movie.

Episode 2 (Attack of the Clones):
The Old Republic shows a bit a tarnish.  Whoa...Anakin seems to have gone through a lot.   Wow...killing those sandpeople seems pretty dark.  Anakin must feel pretty awful knowing that if he had used his power in the first place his mother would be alive.  Hmmm.  That Yoda guy teaching the younglings was pretty neat.   I wonder if he taught Obi-wan when he was that age?  We meet Jango Fett and his son Boba.  Cool armor.   We meet Bail Organa.  Isn't he the guy whose planet got demolished in Episode 4?  Hmm.  The Clone Wars erupt. Wow...Vader must be coming soon.  The Seperatists have the Death Star plans.  And we know Vader is connected to the Death Star.  So, Vader will probably be a Seperatist General.  Maybe even the guy who takes over after Dooku.  This Clone War must be when all of the other Jedi get killed leaving Obi-Wan as the only surviving Jedi. 

Rogue One
Those last two movies were cool flashbacks.  Ah...back to Luke and Leia's timeperiod.  Well...I guess just before.  We get to see a bit more of the Galaxy.  We get to see how the Dark Times are affecting regular people. Very cool.  And what ending!  Vader was amazing. And that final shot brings us right back to thinking about A New Hope and how it ended.  That leads right into...

Episode 5 (The Empire Strikes Back):
We're ready for the next chapter with Luke and friends.  Hokie smokes!  Yoda survived the Jedi purge!!! Wow...what happened to him?  Sure is neat to see him training Luke.  Yoda seems so dark and jaded.  I wonder how bad it got for him to end up marooned on swampy planet.  Oh...we see Boba Fett grown up now working with Vader.  Hmm...that Emperor in the hologram looks a lot like Darth Sidious...could it be that they are one and the same?  Aww...Han and Leia seem to fallen in love.   Luke will be so sad that he'll have to ignore his romantic feelings for her...but clearly there is still quite the strong connection...she can "feel him" when he calls out for help. Vader reveals he's Luke's father!  That's not true.  That's impossible.  Noooo.  No.  No.(Spoiler Alert)

Episode 3 (Revenge of the Sith):
Vader MUST be introduced in this one..  it's got Sith right in the title. But why would Vader lie and say that he IS Luke's father. We can see from the first shot how close he is with Obi-wan. Uh, oh... Anakin sure is being asked to make lots of compromises.  That's could lead to the Dark Side.  Oh, no!!  Anakin IS Darth Vader!  Ben lied!  And we get to see the Jedi wiped out.   Oh...that's what happened to Yoda!  And we FINALLY learn that LEIA is Luke's sister...and has been the whole time!   Oh, THAT is why Bail Organa is connected to Obi-wan and how he knows where he is.  

Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi):
Now we know the whole backstory of it all!   Time to wrap it all up in a neat bow for an AWESOME CLIMAX!!  Yub nub!!  Celebrate the Light!!

Episode 7 (The Force Awakens):
And now we're ready for the final chapters.  There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?  The dark side and the light. The Force...it's calling to you.  Just let it in.  So good to see old friends long gone.  The past...the future.  Through the ages, I've seen evil take many forms. The Sith. The Empire. Today, it is the First Order. Their shadow is spreading across the galaxy. We must face them. Fight them. All of us.  Oh, no...Solo!  You sacrificed yourself to let your son know how much you love your son.  No!!!!  And Luke...we finally found you.  We know you'll be able to help us get out of this mess.

Solo
With that shocking ending...seems like a good time to reflect on the life of Han Solo.  Seeing him grow his friendships and have adventures is the perfect way to remember and memorialize this selfless hero.

Episode 8 (The Last Jedi):
Oh, Luke...you can't give up hope. We need you. The galaxy needs you.  But a new generation needs to step up to save themselves and their loved ones, too.  Interesting lessons.  You don't win by killing what you hate, but by saving what you love...that's a very Star Warsy lesson, too. And Rey has no past, but a bright future...what a great ending.

Episode 9 (The Rise of Skywalker)
Palpatine is back?  As a clone?  What a great callback to the Dark Empire comics from the 90s.  Very cool!  Ok...I understand now.  Palpatine has been trying to create a vessel to pass into this whole time.  First, Anakin...but Obi-wan destroyed his body.  So, he sired an offspring...but the son of Anakin saved the son of Palpatine.  He tried to keep the grandchild of Palpatine safe, but failed to see that this attention would turn the grandchild of Anakin to the Dark Side.  But, it turns out The Force and The Light are in anyone who let's it in.  The past doesn't matter, just our choice to fight for what is right.  

So, the entire saga has been about evil trying to corrupt good for its own benefit and good fighting back to overcome.  Pretty good story, over all, I'd say.  So,what's on next?

Friday, October 30, 2020

What if Palpatine entered Ben's body in the final fight against Rey? (A Rosie's Revisions Essay)

What if the climax of Rise of The Skywalker ended with Rey and Ben killing Cloned Palpatine, but then his spirit enters Ben?


All of the Jedi have joined Rey to summon the power of the Light Side to vanquish Palpatine...destroying his last cloned body in the process.  But Palpatine's spirit latches onto Ben in a desperate attempt to cling to consciousness.

Rey and Ben-patine fight...as Ben's internal struggle continues.  But this is the struggle he's been preparing himself for a lifetime.  He momentarily regains control of his body.  He tells her she must kill him while he is in control so his spirit will be bound with Palpatine's in The Force...and once his life of crude matter ends, he will bind Palpatine with him in the the madness and choas of the Dark Force spiritual maelstrom...forever vanquished.  He realizes this may be an eternity of anguish for him, too, but it is a sacrifice he's willing to make.

Rey says she can't do it.  He says she must hurry...it is taking all of his Light to hold Palpatine at bay.  The spirits of Luke, Leia and Anakin appear and enter Ben's body to give him enough strength to hold Palpatine within.  Ben's body begins to struggle a bit less as a calmness starts to fill him.  But the strain is still clear.

Rey cries out that still can't do it.  Ben says she must.  He tells her it is the only way to bring balance to the Force.  

He says, I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain.  With tears, pouring down her face, she tells Ben, "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.  Will you help me?"

Ben composes himself solidly, stands up proudly, leans forward and gently kisses her. "Anything."

Rey presses Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber to his chest and he wraps his trembling hands over hers.  He says, "I love you."  She says, "I know, and I love you, too."

They both breathe deeply...both begin glowing with the Light...and together ignite the blade.  His eyes go wide and then his face is flooded with peace as his body slumps to the ground, Rey holding him in her arms as they both collapse to the ground.  The pulsing glow rises from his body.  Rey holds him as she gazes at the spectacle. It begins to separate into five distinct focii of energy.

As the energy takes more familiar shapes, at the center, two glowing forms begin to circle one another...a red form and blue form swirling entity becomes recognizable as the writhing spirit of Palpatine wrapped in a struggle with Ben.

Surrounding them is a triangle with Anakin floating above and Luke and Leia forming the base below.  All three reach out towards the center, pulling them apart.  Palpatine flails with rage and anguish.  Anakin pulls Palpatine upwards and the two merge into one until they dissolve into nothingness...balance finally restored to The Force.  

Luke and Leia pull Ben's spirit down towards his body with Rey, still in tears holding him.  As his spirit re-enters his body, Luke and Leia surround the body with the glowing warmth of The Light Side and Ben awakens with a gasp of breath.

Luke and Leia start to fade peacefully into The Light, both looking content.  He says to them, "Pass on what you have learned.  The Force will be with you." And as Leia fades, she tells them, "We will always be a part of you as long as you have hope."

And then, together, Rey and Ben Solo rise to begin their destiny...together.

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(A critical acknowledgement...


...this was inspired from key events in the legendary 1995 Empire's End comic, written by Tom Veitch and Mike Beidler produced by Dark Horse comics.  In Veitch's saga starting with the 1991 Dark Empire series (set 6 years after the destruction of the 2nd Death Star), he and Cam Kennedy introduced to the Star Wars narrative that while Luke was recruiting Force sensitive survivors of The Dark Times, the Emperor's dark spirit, which had been ripped from its decaying form by Anakin Skywalker on the second Death Star, re-animated itself in one of the many waiting clones of himself.  

Eventually, Luke confronts Palpatine and destroys the other clone bodies.  Palpatine is shot and killed by Han Solo. As his final clone body dies, he declares his intention to embody Anakin Solo, Leia and Han's youngest child.  But before he can transfer his evil essence one more time, one of Luke's apprentices who was mortally wounded in the fight uses the Force to bind Palpatine's spirit with his own.  He forces Palpatine to spend eternity swirling in the madness and choas of The Dark Side even though he would share that same fate...a sacrifice he's willing to make to rid the Galaxy of Emperor Palpatine once and for all.)



Monday, September 28, 2020

The following is inspired by the leaked script from Colin Trevarrow's treatment for Star Wars Episode 9, which would have been called, "Duel of Fates".  In it, the first act involves our heros, Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose and BB-8 infiltrating Coruscant to disable a galactic jamming device, which explains why no one responded to Leia's call for help at the end of Episode 8. That got me thinking that it would have been interesting if this infiltration had been not to destroy the jammer, but to enter the ruins of the Jedi Temple to modify the Jedi emergency frequency beacon highlighted in Episode 3 to transmit one last transmission from Leia...a final plea for help in the Galaxy's most desperate hour. I can imagine what was meant to be a covert mission to be in and out with no one noticing to something going wrong and the Falcon and our friend being discovered and chased to the surface. On the surface, they blast their way through First Order defenses at the temple and just in the nick of time send the following transmission for the entire civilized Galacy to see:
For those of you who do not know me, I am General Leia Organa Solo. Years ago I served your parents in the fight to restore freedom to our Galaxy. Now I beg of you to help us now in our struggle against the First Order's vile obsession with returning us to those Dark Times. I regret that I am unable to present my request to you in person, but the Resistance has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid my mission to keep our Republic is at it's breaking point. I have embedded information vital to the survival of the Resitance into this transmission. You, my fellow Rebels and Resistors will know how to retrieve it. And for those of you who are new to our cause, never forget that you are not alone. Fear will only win if we stay divided. I have faith in you all. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, citizens of our Galaxy. You’re our only hope. The Force will be with us...always.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Phasma Fleshed Out in Ep. 7 & 8 and more (A Rosie's Revision Essay)


Gwendoline Christie is great!  
Captain Phasma is great!  

I love the look and attitude of the Phasma.  I can feel a dark mirror of Brienne of Tarth oozing out of Christie's delightful performances.  But I do not believe that Phasma's portrayal in The Force Awakens or in The Last Jedi gave her enough to allow her to live up to her potential.  It did not allow us to witness the amazing acting and physical talents of Gwendoline Christie.

Don't get me wrong...when Phasma was on screen, she was just fine.  No major complaints.  I just wanted more of her.  And I don't just mean a more epic and longer fight scene (which would have been nice).  I wanted her story to be more substantial, especially, as it relates to her being a foil and motivator in Finn's Hero's Journey

So, I figured out how Phasma’s story could have been fleshed out a bit more with a small tweak to the story in The Last Jedi which would change her entire character in very interesting ways.

[WARNING: SPOILERS for the films, The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi, movie, the novel, Phasma and the comic series, Captain Phasma

Ok...imagine The Last Jedi revised so that Phasma replaced DJ in the role of the splicer found on Canto Bight. (Sorry, Mr. del Toro...you and your character were fantastic, but I guess you’d have to wait until Ep. 9 to join the cast.) Imagine in a dark Canto Bight jail cell, Finn and Rose find themselves locked in with Phasma (who they don’t recognize without her mask) and return with HER to Snoke’s ship instead of DJ, the slicer.

{I know it sounds completely random, but, trust me...this is just a part of the epic villainous journey that I think she deserves.}



But how would she have ended up in a dingy jail cell on Canto Bight? It all starts in a trash compactor on the doomed Starkiller Base. What if instead of covering her tracks and returning to her position of prestige, she was forced to flee, in disgrace, out of self-preservation before her cowardly betrayal was, inevitably, discovered by The First Order?

First, we need to go back even further to think about how she was introduced in the film, The Force Awakens. She is presented as a ruthless leader shrouded in mystery and discipline. She submits to orders from her superiors, even massacring defenseless prisoners, adheres to strict procedures, demands unwavering loyalty and inspires her underlings to constantly be striving for superior skills. And she appears to be completely devoted to The First Order.

After she lowers the defenses on Starkiller Base, the greatest weapon the galaxy has ever known, she states that she does not see this as a threat to The First Order, since she is so confident in the skills and loyalty of her troops that she knows that they’ll be able to restore the shields before the pathetic Resistance fighters can do any harm.

Or so she claims. But what if there was another explanation for her actions? What if she was willfully acting against the First Order, as I said...out a simple self-preservation. In the novel Phasma by Delilah Dawson, by exploring her past, we learn of an even darker side than even the sinister faceless evil. We meet a survivor who will stop at nothing if it means improving her chances of survival.

If after The Force Awakens, Phasma had fled Starkiller Base, she could have gone into hiding, starting a new life incognito without her chrome mask. Remember...no one, except possibly Hux, knows her face.

And where would she end up? No one that she knows from her home planet survived, not that she’d go back to that desolate existence regardless. And she knows no one in the Galaxy outside of The First Order. So, she seeks out the only people in the galaxy she has any contact with...the weapon suppliers...the war profiteers. She knows that with their financial influence, they are even more powerful than the First Order...which leads her to Canto Bight. Out a desperation, she hopes to leverage her inner knowledge of The First Order and it’s inner dealings into a position of power. But with no social skills and no real direct contacts, she finds herself unable to make any meaningful connections and ends up discarded on the streets. Poor, alone and seemingly defenseless, she gets caught fighting and ends up in jail, perhaps after killing an attempted mugger or worse.

She ends in a cell thinking herself truly lost and helpless...until who gets thrown in but FN-2187 and some naive Resistance Scum. With a new purpose, she intends to win back favor with The First Order, the only family she’s ever thrived in, by helping to bring their greatest traitor back for vengeance. Perhaps she has visions of falsely claiming it was he who was responsible for their defeat at Starkiller Base.

Finn, of course, has no idea who she is, so, after he and Rose free the faziers, they gladly accept her offer of a ride off Canto Bight with BB-8. Phasma, knowing the codes to enter Snoke’s ship, will lead them both to their doom. But on the journey back, Finn and the unmasked Phasma debate which side is good, which is evil and what lies in the self-preserving gray in the middle.  This would be a similar discussion to what was in the film between Finn and DJ.  The possibilities of this alternate scene between Boyega and Christie seem to be a fountain of dramatic potential.

It is only after she gets them back into her clutches on Snoke’s Star Destroyer does she call him FN-2147 as she alerts the guards to their presence. The next time we see her she has donned her chrome.

The rest of the movie pretty much goes the same. I just think that there was a really interesting missed opportunity if they had given Phasma a more substantial story arc plus a chance to interact with Finn in a fresh new ways. More importantly, the amazing Gwendolyn Christie would have a chance to act in really dramatic scenes who would no longer just give the sense of her talent, but would demonstrate her brilliance.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Mulan: The Later Years

53-year-old Ming-Na Wen joked that maybe she’d reprise her role as the warrior in a live-action sequel, “if it was ‘Mulan: The Later Years.”
FINALLY! A Disney Sequel I'd love to watch!

Friday, April 14, 2017

Star Wars: Episode 8: The Last Jedi (Teaser from SWCO)


Luke: "Breathe.
Just breathe.
Now, reach out.
What do ya' see?"

"(Leia: You're my only hope.) Rey: Light.
(Obi-Wan: Seduced by the Dark Side) Rey: Darkness.
(Yoda: Surrounds us, and binds us.) Rey: The Balance"

Luke: "It's so much bigger.

I only know one truth.
It's time for the Jedi...
...to end."


Thursday, April 13, 2017

Coming Attractions - The Saga Continues...

With the Star Wars saga alive and well,
we have lots of wonderful teasers and trailers
to help us build our anticipation of where we'll go next
in a galaxy far, far away.

Before we move forward,
I'd like to go back a moment
to remember from where we came
on this wonderful journey.

So, get your speakers on
and your mouse ready to click on full screen,
because...

It's 1976!!!

Coming soon...to a galaxy near you!!!  

Star Wars!!!

A Boy, A Girl and A Universe!!

Star Wars (1976) (Early Teaser)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fltqa5i03M4


Friday, March 10, 2017

A Few Good Scientists

JESSEP You want scientific answers? 
KAFFEE I think I'm entitled to them. 
JESSEP You want published results and conclusions?! 
KAFFEE I WANT THE TRUTH!
JESSEP YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Son, we live in a universe that has natural laws. And those laws have to be discovered by scientists with perseverance and brains. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Rogue One - Minor Gripe - Tantive IV at Skariff (A Rosie Revision Essay)


As cool as it was, having the Tantive IV blast off from Skariff, I actually thought that was a minor narrative misstep.

Let me explain. For years, I had imagined that the Blockade runner was lightyears from the source of the transmission, and the spies gave their lives in a suicide mission breaking in to an Imperial facility knowing once they sent the transmission, there would be no way out. 

A Unified Ending, a Confrontation with Krennic and Jyn and a Dark Lord of the Sith with a purpose [Star Wars: Rogue One] (A Rosie's Revision Essay)



I really enjoyed Rogue One, but I would have preferred if after Jyn got the plans from the Vault, she and the rest of her band of Rebels had met at a rendezvous and together blasted across the beach to the transmission tower topped with Krennic's office, with Rogue One providing air support clearing the way.  Jyn and Cassian enter the tower blasting their way to Krennic's office complex in the tower.
Bodhi holds his position in the air for as long as he can taking out as many AT-ATs and AT-STs as he can, but eventually there are just too many TIES and he's shot down.  Baze and Chirrut lead the force outside securing the building.  Their heroics hold the building long enough for the transmission to be sent.  They hold the line until Vader pushes in with the imperial forces into the tower killing them and tearing through the hallway to the control room. 

Interspersed with this final barricaded defense, the confrontation between Orson Krennic and Jyn Galen should have drawn more from the themes and connections from earlier in the film and in Catalyst. Also, I thought that it should have ripples that tie it to The Force Awakens and beyond.

Here's what I came up with:
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<Jyn starts upload of Death Star plans.>

<Krennic appears with gun raised. Since he still doesn't know of the flaw, he doesn't bother to shoot. He just wants to capture her.>

Krennic: You've lost. Your little offensive was for nothing. The lives of your friends down there on the beachfront...wasted. All this to get a glimpse at the plans for your own destruction? What could you have possibly hoped to have achieved here?

Jyn: We learned precisely what we needed to learn. We learned your greatest weakness...arrogance. You've gotten so caught up in your own lies and propaganda that it doesn't even occur to you that your technological wonder is as rotten and fragile at the core as your precious Empire.  We learned the secret of exactly how my father won his struggle with you for all those years.

Krennic: What did you say? Your father? Your...father. That necklace. I know that necklace. Lyra. Galen. You must be Jyn. By the stars...Galen...what have you done?

Jyn: He spent a lifetime protecting me. Sabotaging your endeavor from the start. Your prize will rot from the inside out.

Krennic: IMPOSSIBLE! WHAT HAS HE DONE, CHILD?!?! WHAT HAS HE DONE?!?!

<He notices the upload and runs over to the controls. He drops his weapon as he starts frantically entering codes to cancel the transmission>.

<Jyn moves forward towards him with her pistol aimed at him. She kicks his gun away. He is so frantic that he doesn't even notice.>

Krennic: I'm locked out of my own system. What have you done?

Jyn: Once these plans finish transmitting, the Galaxy will know precisely how to destroy your battle station. My father built its own destruction into the very heart of the Death Star. Your Empire is finished.

Krennic: No, this can't be. Without the power your father and I have unleashed...you'll condemn the Galaxy to endless war. The chaos will consume your children and your children's children. My Death Star is a gift to the Galaxy. It is the only hope we have for peace. Lasting peace.

Jyn: Peace without freedom is slavery. It's an illusion. Your Galaxy would only have room for the freedom of one man...Palpatine. It would not be for you or me or anyone else. My mother always told me that in The Force, we're all connected. I finally understand what she meant. All of us...you and I...we are one with The Force, and The Force is one with us. All your Death Star will do will fracture us. Inside us all are Kybur crystals...you just have to feel that the Force of Others is with you...always.

Krennic: You are a naive fool...just like your parents.

Jyn: That is the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Krennic: Please...I'm begging you. Do not do this. If my Death Star is destroyed before order is restored...then my entire life will have been wasted.

Jyn: My parents lost a lifetime they should have spent together. I lost a lifetime I could have...should have spent with my parents. Those years were wasted. All because of you and your Empire.

Krennic: If you send those plans...you'll never get off this planet alive. And even if you do...the Empire will never stop hunting you.

Jyn: I've been running my whole life. If my destiny is to free the Galaxy from your tyranny, then that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

<Upload plans is complete.>

Krennic: You've murdered us all.

Jyn: History will decide. I put my trust in The Force. I put my trust in each other.

Krennic: I will stop you, if it is the last thing I do.

Jyn: I'm very sorry to hear that. I take no pleasure in what I am about to do.

Krennic: You can kill me, but the people of the Galaxy are weak.  They crave Order.  It is inevitable. It can not be stopped.  Your victory will be a blip.

Jyn: You have to start somewhere.

<Krennic's eyes widen as he remembers his own words from so long ago. She fires and he drops to the floor. Even now, Jyn sees the Death Star filling the sky.>

<Jyn rushes to Cassian and helps him to his feet. He puts his arm around her neck for support and they make their way to the exit, but it opens and out of the smoke Lord Vaders enters.  


He steps over Krennick and with a wave of his hand, lifts Jyn and Cassian into the air, and without a word, breaks their necks.

Thinking his mission a success with all of the Rebels killed, he walks to the computer to turn off the blaring alarm.   The alarms quiet and as Vader begins to leave, he hears a beeping that draws him to a console with a green blinking light.  It states, "TRANSMISSION TO COORDINATES 11381977 COMPLETE.  UPLOAD SUCCESSFUL."

Vader enters a few commands into the control console and presses a button opening a comm channel to his Star Destroyer.  We see Vader from behind as hear him say, "Commander, I have just sent a data file with the coordinates of a transmission.  Set a course to intercept and prepare for the jump to light speed as soon as I arrive." "Yes, Lord Vader, as you wish."  Vader turns, facing the audience and walks toward the exit filling the screen.

The next scene is the Tantive IV...and hope.



Tuesday, December 27, 2016

A Princess, A Wookie and their Scoundrel - A Hug and a Farewell (A very special Rosie's Revisions Essay)



What follows is my version 
of an alternate ending to The Force Awakens, 
in which Rey takes the wounded Finn off the Millennium Falcon, 
and General Organa returns to the inside of the familiar ship 
to find Chewbacca alone in the cockpit.

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The excited crowd of Resistance ground crew, back-up support and leadership quickly approached the returning Millennium Falcon. Only a few had heard the transmission from hyperspace from the returning heroes of the loss of the former General, but the news of Han Solo's death was quickly spreading.

As the Falcon touched down, the crowd moved close to get a glimpse of the returning heroes as the landing ramp lowered. They were starting to internalize the reality of seeing Rey pushing an unconscious Finn down the ramp on the med pallet. The silent crowd instinctively separated to let them pass unhindered, and also so Dr. Kalonia and her expertly skilled triage team could get to their wounded companion as soon as possible.  

Leia got a glimpse of the mysterious young woman pushing her fallen comrade as they both rushed past her.  Leia had never seen such devotion in a Stormtrooper, and knew from the look of grief in Rey that she and Finn truly had a connection that ran deeply.  The crowd followed the levitating med pallet as it crossed the ferrocrete tarmac heading back into the landing bay and then into the med center beyond. 

But General Leia Organa Solo remained still, her mind clouded.  She stood alone in the cool, fresh air between her secret base and the ship that was really the only place left that she could truly call...home.  She willed herself to slowly turn her attention to the ship and the empty ramp. She felt Chewbacca's presence within the Falcon that let her know it wasn’t empty...at least not completely.  

She slowly entered, one step at a time up the ramp.   And as she was welcomed by the Falcon, she could not help but remember a conversation that felt like a lifetime ago.

HAN: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help. 
LEIA: Would you please stop calling me that? 

She felt disoriented slightly as the dissipating artificial gravity gripped her as she reached the top of the ramp and got her first gaze in years of her former home.

HAN: Sure, Leia. 
LEIA: Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. 

She soaked in the comforting sights, unforgettable smells and the soothing sounds once she arrived at the main level. She worked her way around the ship past the engine room and the crew quarters looking for her friend. Her head was swirling with confusion, but she was trying to stay calm. Using techniques she learned from her brother, she reached out into The Force to center herself.



HAN: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. 
Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. 
LEIA: Occasionally ... 
when you aren't acting like a scoundrel. 

She lingered for a moment at the acceleration couch and brushed her fingers across the Dejarik table as she passed it. Over the years, she had learned a few tricks and strategies at this table that had helped her and her friends out of more than one scrape. Just thinking about it brought a bittersweet smile to her lips.

HAN: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? 
I like the sound of that. 
LEIA: Stop that. 
HAN: Stop what? 
LEIA: Stop that! My hands are dirty. 

It wasn't until her eyes drifted to the opening of the cockpit access corridor that she realized she had avoided it initially when she entered the ship. She just wasn't ready to face the truth. She took a deep breath and began walking down the corridor.

HAN: My hands are dirty, too. 
What are you afraid of? 
LEIA: Afraid? 
HAN: You're trembling. 
LEIA: I'm not trembling. 

With this memory, she realized that after all these years, she was trembling again. Her eyes started to glaze over as she held in tears.  Her gaze fixed on the backs of the cockpit chairs. On the right, she could see the back of Chewbacca's head and shoulders slowly and deeply rising with each breath. His head was slumped forward slightly...his hands covering his face and eyes. Leia felt a lump growing in her gut seeing Han's empty seat on the left.

HAN: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. 
There aren't enough scoundrels in your life. 
LEIA: I happen to like nice men. 

She slid into the Captain's seat. Her eyes peered upwards into the infinite sky above.  Out there...anything was possible.  At first, she could not turn to look at her friend. It was not the first time she sat there with Chewie by her side. But this time felt different...final. Tears finally trickled down her cheek as the truth sunk in. She took a deep breath, turned her head and looked over at Chewbacca. He looked back.

HAN: I'm a nice man. 
LEIA: No, you're not. You're...

She leapt out of her seat and wrapped her arms around the walking carpet and she felt warmth and comfort as he wrapped his arms around her. He accepted her embrace and rubbed her arm lovingly. She released her arms and stood above him, looking down on him...a view she rarely had.  Chewbacca looked up at his princess and growled a soft tone. Leia replied quietly, "I know. I loved him, too." And she kissed him on the forehead.


Chewbacca took a deep breath to compose himself and he stood at her side as he put his arm around her and they walked out of the ship side-by-side.

As they reached the ferrocrete tarmac, they hugged one more time and parted as he went in towards the med bay to check on his new friend, Finn. He saw Rey walking out of the hangar. He put his hands on her shoulders and nodded. Then, he disappeared into the base.

Rey walked to Leia. The both felt a connection to one another through The Force. They felt like they had never not known each other. They felt home. With their embrace, a weight was lifted from both. They both knew that Han was one with The Force, and both knew they were ready to take the next steps on their respective journeys wherever the fates sent them next.


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